laughingstation:

via laughingstation!
laughingstation:

via laughingstation!
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

 Content in women’s magazines
(Via The Absolute Funniest Posts)
when a teacher is pregnant
  • people: omg congratulations i'm so happy for you!
  • me: omg she had sex
  • me: you're really funny
  • me: thanks
humorland:

god i hate when my computer freezes

I think i’m getting good at all of this dirty talk on omegle

 

(Source: , via orgasmic-humor)

do yugioh characters even need their cards to fight because really they can just stab each other with their hair

(Source: beekkake, via homeworkmyass)