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when a teacher is pregnant
  • people: omg congratulations i'm so happy for you!
  • me: omg she had sex
  • me: you're really funny
  • me: thanks

god i hate when my computer freezes

I think i’m getting good at all of this dirty talk on omegle


(Source: , via orgasmic-humor)

do yugioh characters even need their cards to fight because really they can just stab each other with their hair

(Source: beekkake, via homeworkmyass)