when a teacher is pregnant
- people: omg congratulations i'm so happy for you!
- me: omg she had sex
- me: you're really funny
- me: thanks
I think i’m getting good at all of this dirty talk on omegle
(Source: peetasfakeleg, via orgasmic-humor)
do yugioh characters even need their cards to fight because really they can just stab each other with their hair
(Source: lakelurk, via homeworkmyass)











